Why do we have children?

Why?The answers are :

• You get an excuse to build sandcastles on the beach.

• You get the most beautifully decorated fridge in the world.

• You get to acquire patience to a degree you never thought possible.

• You get the world’s funniest comedian, in residence at your home, on call 24 hours a day.

• You get an anger management course, absolutely free.

• You get so much love that it fills your entire body and floods your eyes.

• You get a walking, talking doll that you can dress any way you like.

• You get an apoplectically enthusiastic greeting every time you come home from work.